1 You're in an elevator with just two women, One tall and imposing, the other a meek little thing. Suddenly, you're pinched - hard. You let out a little squeal of surprise and turn to see that the pinch has come from the big woman. She gives you a smile and makes kissy lips at you. You turn back - and get another pinch. This time, you voice a complaint - but your voice quavers. "What are you DOING?"
She grins at you. "Having a little fun? Don't you like it?"
"I wish you'd stop." you say weakly and turn back. Next thing - there are TWO pinches - and both women are grinning at you.
2. You're unhappily married to a VERY bossy woman but find a local diner where you stop for a coffee before going home to your virago of a wife. There is a young, innocent looking waitress there. It turns out that she's the daughter of the owner - a rather tough looking woman who is also the short order cook. You're very shy, but find that you can talk to the waitress and have some delightful chats - though she does seem to blush a lot. Makes you feel like a real lothario. One night, the diner is deserted except for the three of you. Your quite amazed when the mother addresses you by name - and indicates that she knows where you live - and that you'tr married.
"You've been making sheep's eyes at my daughter!" she snarls. "Gonna tell your wife!"
You are scared out of your mind.
The young girl protests that you're just a sweet man. A friend!
"My dishwasher quit and I've a pile of dirty dishes! You're gonna have to do them pretty soon. If this guy was a REAL friend? He'd help you with the dishes! As it is? Just wait until his wife hears about how he's always in here, looking at you all the time!"
"I'm SURE he wouldn't mind. Would you? I'll lend you one of my aprons to keep your clothes from getting stained?" The girl lays a had on your forearm - and smiles at you. Starts leading you back to the kitchen.
3. Your fiance has driven you to meet her mother for the first time. Your potential mother in law is a very imposing woman and scares the hell out of you. She is in a very bad mood and is really pissed off to discover that you're a vegetarian, when she's made this special dinner for you. She gets increasingly upset with you - and is not shy about showing this. Finally, she points at a corner. "Go and stand in the corner. Fold your hands and be QUIET! I'll let you know when you can come out!"
What do you do?
Then in the car going home, your fiance starts laughing at you for being such a sissy! Your reaction?
4. That same potential mother in law has you go shopping with her - she wants to buy her daughter a few dresses. You are, unfortunately, about sizes with your intended wife - so when you first get into the boutique, you find that you have to hold your mother in law's handbag while she forages amongst the racks. That's bad enough - but you then find out that you have to put the handbag down and hold the dresses up against yourself, so that your potential mother can check them out. She starts to call over salesgirls for their opinion on the dresses you're modeling. They all grin at you.
Ther's probably a few more at the back of my mind, Just thought I'd try these out. See what you feel.