But can't say I was overwhelmed with your suggestions for a book cover for "Milked Maids". Thank God that I wasn't needing help with drowning. This is what I ended up with:
A word to the wise here. I'm not shilling for sales. If you've been a constant reader of my old web pages these stories were all published there for free - so you've probably read them. (Actually the cover designer - who's straight - thought the picture would be misread. I assured her that my kind of reader wouldn't have a problem. Think I was correct. Sales just started, but have been good).
Now I'm wondering if I'll get more criticisms of the above than I did suggestions?
Something I haven't done in a while - a "What If?"
Scenario: You are deeply in love with a girl. Both of you fairly young and of the same build. You can't seem to stop 'Talking down' to her, tending to deride the female sex - but this is just to cover up your own inadequacies. She seems to look up to you and is very shy and introspective - makes you feel strong and protective. You finally pluck up enough courage to ask her to marry you. To your shock and disappointment she turns you down - on the grounds that you are much stronger and more powerful than she is. You finally speak the truth and deny that you feel this way. She doesn't believe you - but shows more interest. You maintain that you see her as an equal - at least.
She shyly admits that she loves you a lot, but has always been in awe of you and cannot see that you're telling the complete truth. Maybe there would be some way you could prove your honesty?
You rack your brains but cannot think of anything.
She brightens! Maybe you could go over her knees and let her spank you?
You protest that you can't and she is ready to give up. Then you agree to do this. Start to go over her knees, when she smiles. "Perhaps you should unbuckle your pants first? Drop them down about yur ankles?"
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Okay - here's the Serial. Rosie's 'bits' to follow: