CUSTOM MAID
By Bea
I woke up. Where the hell was I? A blonde bombshell in what looked like a Dior skirt suit and immaculate hair was sitting behind a large desk across from me and looking at me impatiently. “Well?” she snapped. “It’s about time!”
“Eh, Hmm, Er?” I fumbled.” I was obviously in a meeting. Had I fallen asleep?
“Not very articulate, is he? “ A brunette, with a similar sheen of well groomed command spoke from my left. She looked somewhat familiar.
“Well, one must make allowances, considering?” the blonde said calmly.
“For what? Idiocy?” the brunette snapped.
“Hey!” I said thickly. “What’s going ON here?” Turned to the brunette. “I’m a little confused. But don’t be calling me an idiot!”
“But you said – on your form” the blonde looked
through a folder on her desk until she found something. “That, quote, you
didn’t want some swishy
The brunette looked decidedly unhappy. Pursed her lips. “I guess so,” she said primly The blonde nodded, having made her point.